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ADZ for music and lyrics

ADZ can compose tunes, jingles, humorous corporate or departmental 'anthems', or just lyrics and poems about anything. ADZ time-shares a fully equipped studio in central London.

Today, most CDs are produced in studios using technology rather than musicians. Our studio experts can produce a whole musical piece as if there was a fully manned orchestra in the room. You will need to answer 4 simple specifications so that we have an idea what you require:

  1. Please let us know what you want to achieve from the following menu of deliverables:
    • ADZ to compose a new piece based on a specific style. ADZ to write the lyrics and music from scratch. The work to be based on, for example, Frank Sinatra of Robbie Williams, in an R+B style . Or,
    • ADZ to write the lyrics based on an existing well known tune. Or,
    • ADZ to write the lyrics and music loosely based on an existing well known tune or a tune you have made up. (ADZ will ask you to sing, hum or whistle it down the phone and you will be recorded using Azam software. When our studio has finished, watch the transformation!) Or,
    • ADZ to compose an advertising jingle for radio or TV.
  2. We will also need to know the general style from this list:
    • Serious
    • Romantic
    • Sarcastic
    • Satirical
    • Humorous
    • Salacious
    • Other
  3. Please advise us if the deliverable will be for internal corporate or private use, eg, for the MD of your company to have a special dance record with fun lyrics for the annual summer party; or for commercial radio play and public broadcast.
  4. And finally, we will need to know whether you (or your colleague) plans to star in the production or you prefer one of our professional singers. If you have never been in a recording studio, don't worry we will show you what to do. Can't sing? Don't worry we use software that can fix out of key would be pop stars who only sing in the shower!

Please email us, via the form on the contact page with the answers to the 4 points above and ADZ will give you a quotation.

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